Brock Lesnar reads book?

There were rumours yesterday that Brock 'The Brain' Lesnar had been spotted reading a book.

Yes, a book. With words.

However, after close investigation it was revealed that the rumour was merely started as an April Fool's joke.

Hulk Hogan smells like wee

But then all men of his advanced years do.

Kurt Angle's neck injury not caused by wrestling

Pro Wrestling Nooz caught up with Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle recently to discuss his neck injury.

We asked Kurt how he actually injured his neck in the first place. "Well," began Kurt, "most people think my injury was a result of some mishap in the ring. It wasn't. I did it breakdancing."

Breakdancing?

"Yeah," continued Kurt, "breakdancing. I often travel down to the hood with my homies to bust some moves."

Uh-huh.

"I did it attempting a headspin. It all went horribly wrong though. I'd just waxed my bald head moments earlier so I could get some speed going on the spin. Unfortunately I spun too quickly and lost control. I twisted my neck up pretty bad."

Is there any possibility of you having to retire?

"No. None." insisted Kurt. "Breakdancing is my life. Without that I have nothing. Word."

Oh God.